2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.
also character off the kewlest tv prog ever (the O.C)
girl2:I know, i bet his room is full of cohenista and he listen's to cohen-like emo music.
girl 1:So true and I bet tomorrow he's going to update his cohen hairstyle...
girl 2:i was like so about to say that...i mean his roots aren't black anymore
also an object of lust to the untrained eye!