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One who rigorously and religiously follows the characteristics of a Cogswell.
Friend 1: "I've tried my best to be a true Cogswellian. I've done everything I could possibly do to meet all the requirements."

Friend 2: "Face it man... You're not meant to be a Cogswell."

Friend 1: "I guess not!"

Friend 3: "Dude, it's not a bad thing. If you truly practiced Cogswellianism, I'd have to most definately kick your ass."
by Sharterbaggers January 05, 2008

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