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to trick your bed partner into thinking he/her is going to give you oral sex under the duvet, then locking his/her head between your legs and pass gas and faecal matter into their mouth. Agela: "Oh lord did I not have some fun with Timothy yesterday"
Maggy: "What did you do?" Angela: "I was totally coffebeaning him in the sanctuary we call our own bedroom. I loved it!" Maggy: "I want to kiss that sweet mouth of yours, Angela. You know I always loved you. Why don't you love me?" Angela: "Because you are a hussy. perhaps you should be coffebeand once in a while". Maggy: "My shitty boyfriend has to soft of a stool to produce the hard pellets needed for such a task" Angela: "Change his diet to broccoli, that will pas the stool needed to get your relationship up and running again" Maggy: "but the 'running' is the problem!" Angela: "You make me laugh, you silly goose!" |
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