Jeremy: Hey man, did you get laid by that bitch you took home last night?
Kevin: Code blue. Dumb cunt passed out.
doctor: "bob's dead"
bob's children after hearing the code: "HOLLY SHIT, I can't wait to collect the insurance money.
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