When Mario Lopez molestes you by touching your coconuts.
"Man I was walking down the street the other day and got Coco Lopezed out of no where, damn."
1. A coconut cream juice, often sold in cans. The main ingredient in pina coladas.
2. A dirty sanchez, quickly followed by an angry pirate, or vice versa.
Coco Lopez has to be the best beverage known to man.
I gave her a big Coco Lopez.