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Venus Cocktrap 

An extremely hot chick with a very unkempt vagina. Much like a venus flytrap, she lures in her victims with attractive looks, only to horrify them with an agonizingly nasty cunt.
1. Mark: "Dude, I have thrush"
Dave: "Eww man, you know you get that from eating yeast-infected pussy, right?"
Mark: "...she did taste pretty nasty.... BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!!!"
Dave: "Total venus cocktrap"


2."You gave my friend thrush...

With your dirty ass vagina"
Venus Cocktrap by VaginalSclerosis December 20, 2008

Venus cocktrap 

When you're taking a slash in a bush, and whip your foreskin back up real fast to capture flies under it.
"I was hanging a piss out west on my man retreat, when I snaggled a fly in my venus cocktrap."
"Ay, hell cunt. Get ya venus cocktrap on!"
Venus cocktrap by ChcocolateMilk November 27, 2021

cockraptor 

a girl who cannot control herself around cock and ends up attacking any cock in sight and taking it back to her room.
"Dude, i was just standing there and that girl started kissing me! she was a total cockraptor!"
cockraptor by theraptors March 31, 2010

Cocktropolis 

A mega-city built entirely out of the male reproductive organ.
Hey, why don't you get on the next train to Cocktropolis?
Cocktropolis by CommodoreRauscher January 23, 2009

cocktractor 

A woman or man (hopefully not) who will work for dick.
Joel you're such a fucking cocktractor.
cocktractor by The fucking man September 21, 2008

Cocktapp 

Cocktail and an appetizer combined as one "dish."
The Cocktapp could be a Cucumber Mojito w slices of extra cucumber, and a side of ranch for dipping the cucumber. Dubbed "The Cucumber Cowboy."
Cocktapp by Dubshakes June 29, 2009