b: yea, hi
a: doing anything interesting?
b: no, move along please
a: so what you got there sport?
b: nothing, I told you. Please go away
a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing
B: FUCK OFF!
a: I will, but I wanna know.
B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!
a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.
ex-GF: no prob, bye
ex-BF: so are you seeing anyone? *poor attempt at cock stuffing accompanied with clumsy stroking*
ex-GF: not cool. *swallows vomit*