Top Definition
A rather obese individual, with poodle like locks, see through tops, tiny spaniel ear tits and a prolapsed stomach.
Is a level THUR-REE Bayse Marnargar who pretty much needs a good hard shag.
Cockplural loves to be ridden while asleep of reading a book.
"FINE. Ride me Rob, JAST DON'T FUCKING WAKE ME UP"
by Lara Cocks May 31, 2009

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