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3. Cockney Wanker
Twat, git, moron, bitch.
You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.
by Dick Splash Aug 10, 2003 share this
1. Cockney Wanker
Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.
Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!
by Mike Read Jul 27, 2003 share this
2. Cockney Wanker
Person of London-sounding accent
"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"
by Stevie Oct 16, 2003 share this
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