when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left
unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge
bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal
Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.
Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha
Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.