A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.
Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"
Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"
out of balance, needs straightening.
That picture is cockeyed.
When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.
Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.
1. Someone who is cross-eyed
2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.
That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.
When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.
I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment
When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.
I cock-eyed your mom last night
A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.
Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?