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n. A Cock-Slammer is something that slams the living shit out of cocks.
My Cock-Slammer just fucking rocked that dude's cock!
Mike, that Cock-Slammer is HUGE! don't let that thing near me.
by Viperruels October 23, 2007
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1.
a rube, street dweller, guttersnipe.
Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.
by Path March 23, 2004
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3.
a really big faggot or someone who likes to slam cocks down their throat at high speeds
you want to fuck my 14 year old sister? fuck you u fucking cockslammer
by lambogod December 29, 2012
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4.
One who forcefully slams cocks and large objects inside and around their rectum/anus region
Ty Corcoran, Jordan Smith, Kevin Ferrand, and Mark Dawes are cock slammers, they engage in slamming cocks up eachothers ass while giving eachother rim jobs and fisting through and around their urethra and at the same time wacthing the B.M.E. pain olympics final round.
by kmjnhbgvfcdxsza February 23, 2008
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Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)

Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Literal tense:

Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!

Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.

Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.

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Insulting tense:

Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.

Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.

Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.

Or:

Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.

Soup: Fuck you; get your own.

Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
by Parateralus June 24, 2006
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6.
One who slams people or objects with cocks. May also slam other cocks with or without his own. The mark of being amazing. Powerful.
Sean: Man, you are such a cockslammer?
Kris: I don't know bro, I am just that awesome.
by The STQ! March 12, 2009
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