Cock-Dog 

A person who always has to bring you down when you are happy about something

A person who always says "for sure" when you make plans then squiggles out at the last minute

Me: This apple pie my mom made sure is delicious

Dude: I hope you are still saying that about apple pie after your mom dies.

Me: Thanks Cock-Dog.

Cock-Dog by Charlie505 April 13, 2010

Cock Dog 

The act of placing your cock in a hot dog bun putting some catchup or mustard on it and trying to serve it to a woman.

Dude1: Oh man dude I tried the cock dog trick at a party last night it totally worked.

Dude2:Oh really awesome, what happened?

Dude1:I got my ass beat by her boyfriend.

Cock Dog by Ironblood30 August 26, 2009

Cock Dog 

A stupid person who is full of themselves;Show-off, Insult

Man that Captian of the Football team is such a Cock Dog. or Ryan Seacrest is a salty Cock Dog

Cock Dog by Matthew LaBonte June 1, 2006

cock dog 

A penis that is most likely to enter a females mouth by her choice. Usually the African-American penis: in rare cases a Caucasian penis(depending on it's size.)

Man she swallowed my cock dog hole, in one sitting!

cock dog by stinkmeanor March 21, 2008

cock dog 

When a man inserts his penis into a hot dog bun, drenches it in condiments, and serves it to an unsuspecting female(or less frequently a male).

Man#1: Dude, when she bit into my cock dog my dream of getting head from Jennifer finally came true, at least until I passed out from blood loss.
Man#2: ...

cock dog by bolshefuck111 July 30, 2015

Cock dog 

When you put hot dog condiments on a cock then you suck the condiments off

My girlfriend gave me a cock dog. I came all over her face

Cock dog by ramilthedeal@snipergangkodak December 1, 2016

Dog Cock Rod 

When a man puts his erect penis into a dog's anus, then uses the dog as a cock extension. The most popular dog cock rod is a sausage dog it adds the most length without too much weight. The rough fur also add for extra clitoral stimulation making dem bitches pretty happy.

1. John sure used his dog cock rod to its maximum potential, that bitch look very tired.
2. Wow! My dog cock rod is so good, she loved it.
3. That st bernard was awesome, the extra girth did it for me, oh and the free lubrication (its slavery chops).

Dog Cock Rod by Twiggy222 June 5, 2014