the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.
Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
by Beatle Bundy August 11, 2011
To sneak out or leave work early by catching a ride with the boss or supervisor
Riding with a boss or supervisor for personal benefit.
Riding with a boss or supervisor for personal benefit.
by Actual truck guy January 31, 2014
a wagon that gladly takes aboard cock / cocks. This insult has two levels, the first being that they are associated with cocks, whilst the second implies that they take on cocks regularly and the choice of wagon is perhaps the worst possible vehicle to apply deepening the insult further.
Man1: I would begg it off of anyone, I would even begg it to a cock
Man2: Get away from me you cock wagon
Man2: Get away from me you cock wagon
by Willis McGee July 20, 2006
Phrase used when under extreme stress or trying to make people leave you alone by acting like you have turrets.
by benny 64 January 27, 2009
by Luke October 5, 2004