The action of using your cock as a sword.

Man1: I will stab thee with my cock sword!

Man2: Oh, lord no!
by Guy in the ATM line May 18, 2007

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Top Definition
When two or more males get erections, pull their pants down and whack each other with them. The first male to lose their erection wins because he is the least gay.
Troy McLure and Ben Stiller were sitting around Ben's basement bored one day. They both realized they had boners, so they pulled their pants down for a game of Cock Swords. Ben lost his boner before Troy did and Ben was declared less gay than Troy.
by Cock Sword Champ March 05, 2010

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A rigormortis rooster used to fight another person or animal.
My brother and I were slapping cockswords last night. Boy am I tired.

At school today I brought in my cocksword and hit the substitute teacher with it. She sent me to the principals office. I hit the principal too.
by Toddenhiemer February 03, 2010

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