A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.
Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.
#porn #nudes #cock #pervert #pix #webcam #camera phone
by AnacinCross December 01, 2008
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A drinking game involving taking a shot every time a penis appears on chat roulette.
I was completely wasted from playing Cock Shots last night. There were just so many dicks on chat roulette.
#chat roulette #chatroulette #dick #penis #cock #cockshots #cock shots #drinking game #internet #alcohol #shots #drunk
by bigwillyc May 16, 2010
A rough unit of measurement approximately equal to a standard ejaculation; a few tablespoons.
I'll have a turkey club sandwich with just a cockshot of mayonnaise, please.
#cock #cock shot #tablespoon #measurement #cum
by sorak May 20, 2007
A baseball term indicating a pitch right down the middle, cock-high. Usually a fast ball belt (cock) high, that is expected to be crushed by the hitter.
Baseball coach: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT COCKSHOT JOHNSON!?
#cockshot #cock #shot #baseball #cock shot #fastball
by Beastmode02 June 24, 2009
Inserting a drumstick into the urethra of your penis, getting a boner, and slamming your cock against a drumhead to produce a unique and satisfying rimshot, or in this case, a cock shot.
Why is Isaac in the hospital?

He was practicing his cock shots and got a splinter.
#rimshot #cock #drumstick #drumming #drum #pain
by Drumstickfuckers August 30, 2014
The surname of a dwindling number of very unlucky people.
Mr. Cockshot shot his cockshot in Mrs. Cockshot. A little cockshot grew in her belly over nine months into a little Cockshot.
#ejaculate #semen #sperm #discharge #salty
by WhiteDwarf October 19, 2009
A "cockshot" occurs in a shooter video game when you - either inadvertently or on purpose - shoot another player or NPC in the groin. It's customary to yell, "cockshot!" really loud every now and then when you pull this off. Particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.
You're in a FPS game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his dick. That's a cockshot.
#cockshot #cock #fps #shooter #video game
by TwistedMotherFucker December 16, 2010
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