one who incredibley desires a dick insertion of either their coot bag or their corn bomber
wow that slizzo janey is such a cock monger
by Frank Mcdank July 7, 2006
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1. One who solicits the cock.

2. One who appears to solicit the cock.
Kevin is such a cock monger for making that definition.
by Vinchenz June 11, 2005
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1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.

2. A cock lover.
"God he is such a Cock Monger!"
by D0NNY May 9, 2010
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Derived from the Afro-Saxon made, Cock. And the latin Mahnger. A Cock Monger is one who has an unquenchable thirst for Cock.
Jessica Alba is such a Cock Monger.
by The Real Sweetlou August 19, 2008
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Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.
Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.
by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003
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