Cock God

A gay man-whore who gets a lot of guys and has sex with them on the first date.

Tim: I've got a date with Thomas tonight.

Michael: look out, he's a cock god

by Ifucktastybitches February 15, 2016

God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube

Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really

by Brokebitch November 30, 2019

God Cock

The MASSIVE and all powerful Cock of God, that comes down from the heavens to punish religious doers who have erred,

by smacking them in the face on both cheeks.

"And thy God Cock shall come crashing down from thy heavens, And thou shalt know the wrath of thy God Cock,

For generation upon generation."

-Leviticus 13:5

by religious doer April 19, 2010

God Cock

What religious people are said to suck on by some in the atheist community.

That family really sucks the god cock.

by Bonkerstheclown January 10, 2009

God cock

Usually an interjection. The word itself can have many literal meanings, however, based on your standpoint on matters of religion or diety. The 'God Cock', per se, could either be,for example, Absolutley massive, on a godly scale, to non-existent from an atheistic viewpoint.

God Cock! My testicles are perspiring. Marc, wipe them for me.

As a gerund or modifier: This is God-cocking bullshit.

by Emoxgodxcock July 12, 2005

gods cock

The cock of God.

Gods cock is so shinny you’ll go blind if you look at it.

by Pezkal April 26, 2020

God's Cock

(Adj.) Some find this to be a less offensive term to use, because "God Damn" is much too offensive.

(Man hits thump with hammer) "God's cock!!' I smashed my thumb!"

by JacklynHunter June 17, 2017