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One who is a douche bag, or implying homosexuality
my roommate Chris is a total cock ferret.
by Seth_Andrew May 06, 2009
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Someone being a complete an utter cunt-a-saurus.
God, that bitch is a raging cock ferret!
by Jayme Chaos February 01, 2011
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one who lacks basic common sense, one of poor intelligence.
Mark is a cockferret.

That guy sure is stupid, what a cockferret.
by PCLawman February 17, 2008
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