Cock Ed 

The education of those unfamiliar with the ways of cock. Generally administered in over funded public schools.

"Dude, Laura tried to suck my dick last night, but she got my ear instead. She must've flunked Cock Ed."

Cock Ed by Dr. Dee Jay Flaccid March 10, 2008

edwins cock 

Edwin's cock is a term used if someone has a huge cock

Holy that guy there has Edwins cock

edwins cock by TyroneBigBlacks February 19, 2022

Limited Edition Cock 

Refers to a man's penis that is only available to a woman for a short period of time. The male subject with a limited edition cock can either be the initiator in the sexual relationship or simply a tool for the female's pleasure.

Example: Long distance relationships
Synonyms: Hoes in different area codes
Alternate pronunciation: Limited edition dick

Yo girl, you been seeing that man?
Nah, he my limited edition cock. He only here once a month.

Limited Edition Cock by Sha-Real January 4, 2011

double-edged cock 

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.

I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.

double-edged cock by augustbell666 August 27, 2019

cocked ace-deuce 

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

cocked ace-deuce by StevieJT July 28, 2009

half-cocked 

Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.

The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.

half-cocked by moniker19 January 21, 2009

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

Colon Cocked by DutchScum May 28, 2010