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1.
The Jizz that comes out of a cock
My boyfriend took a cock dump in my eye causing an angry pirate.
by Dr. Cock M.D. September 27, 2010
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The origin of this word is english, derived from the words cock and dump. The birth of this word happened when the semen of my anger swam to the egg of my humor. I need not elaborate. The literal meaning of this word is wasted sperm, so when you call someone a "pile of cockdump", it's the emotional equivalent of taking a nice big shit on whatever illusion of worth they possess. The other use of this word behaves much like the word bullshit, or the singular word shit, depending on the context.
1st meaning: Susan, if you believe that getting knocked up at the age of 16 is an achievement, then I'm not even sorry to say that you are cockdump.

Hillary Clinton is cockdump.

2nd meaning: Halo 3 was absolute cockdump. ICP is cockdump.

Guy 1: I got laid lastnight.
Guy 2: You and I both know that's a load of cockdump.
by DoctorShithead August 19, 2008
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