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When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
by QT23 February 27, 2011
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When something is not going good you use this word in vane.
My skateboard is being a cockdouche.
What a fucking cockdouche.
by k-dizzle February 22, 2004
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