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The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person! Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard* Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?! Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target! |
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verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
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using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit. if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!
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To slap someone with your cock(penis). Usually performed in the face, with a left to right motion. After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday). |
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When a male human uses his penis to slap someone. Usually done at full length, but not completely stiff to allow for a whipping action. Commonly used against passed out victums. (Can be slightly painful for the slapper, but the comic effect is usually worth it) Did you get cock slapped last night? You have a mushroom bruise on your cheek.
If you don't shut up I am gonna cock slap you in your sleep. |
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v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them. 1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!
2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun. 3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping". |
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to strike someone in the face with your trouser snake. i cock slapped that dumb bitch cause she didnt make me a sandwich
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verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body Im gonna cock slap you Timmy!
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