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When a male masturbates quickly, so he ejaculates prematurely, causing a spray pattern from his penis, making a large amount of splashing noises, giving a man the ability to see in the dark.
"Using his cock radar, Jimmy jacked off in the dark to find the toilet so he could use the bathroom."
by Jizztasticmolecule August 24, 2008
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