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Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
by \/\/ February 21, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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This bitch gave me head last night, and man was she a great cockpump!
by Billy7729 February 08, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The mouth of a person. Best when accompanied by the word 'saucy'
I told John that Billy was talking smack, so John told me to Billy to shut his saucy cockpump. John the suggested we get Taco Bell.
by kkevo November 21, 2005
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Kok-puhmp, v. To cock-pump is to place a pumpkin with a penis carved in it on a person's front porch.
We knew James had two young kids, so we cock-pumped him, rang the doorbell, and ran away.
by Lake City October 22, 2006
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A person that sucks at life...

see also, tool
A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
by Kris Stuart April 12, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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