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The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.
I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.
by SleeplessInSyracuse August 19, 2013

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