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One who, when given the oppurtunity, will instantly dive on any object shaped remotely like the male penis and proceed to fuck him/herself with said object
Man, look at that guy fuckin' that telephone... what a cock knobbler
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Anyone who shows a predisposition towards or who enjoys the act of knobbling cocks.
Wow, she's a real cockknobbler.
by Mike February 06, 2003
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