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When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.
Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!
by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009

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