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A drooling gay beast, thought to be a distant cousin of the buttbeast that stalks the woods of Norfolk. Indigenous to the mountain regions of China, this evil faggot creature makes no distinction between age, size, or colour in selecting its victims.
The Cock Creature got a nasty surprise when, thinking Josh was just easy prey,
got more than he had bargained for...
by rampagus_maximus March 02, 2004

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