A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
by Anonymous March 9, 2003
What Broly called Goku for putting his dende on on him when they were babies from the ssj9k dragon ball z parodies
by YFN Xae October 17, 2019
When one drinks way to much Captain Morgan, and can not control what or who his penis will do.
If you say that you will have Captain Cock before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty bitches)
If you say that you will have Captain Cock before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty bitches)
I'm just letting you know I will have Captain Cock tonight so i am not responsible for "his" actions tonight.
by Stixx518 February 16, 2009
This is in fact the leader of all cock smokers. This is a fag or cock gobblin. A real dick sucker. Leader of all fags, queers, homos, and drag queens. You can't get any higher of a reading from the gaydar from this person. One who takes any cock in there mouth. This person will most likely have herpies on there lips.
by Mr. Dirthole March 22, 2012
by ickyonions February 1, 2012
Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?
Jim: Haha yeah
Bob: You always do this!!
Jim: I know haha
Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block
Jim: Haha yeah
Bob: You always do this!!
Jim: I know haha
Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block
by that 1 chick February 12, 2010
Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”
Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “
Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “
by Sadistic _Ahole September 12, 2019