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1) A man who enjoys taking a hearty length of other men; a catcher.

2) A lady's sex parts.

3) An annoying person.
1) Chris Caulton is a degenerate cock absorber who gives gay people a bad name. Even the slutty ones.

2) Man, I ruined her cock absorber

3) Eat a bag of dicks, you cock absorber
by Chris Caulton December 11, 2012
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