Top Definition
A cocaine snowman is a man who's skin and personality are whiter than both snow and cocaine. Usually a republican who plays tennis and/or golf.
Person 1: "Hey guys, want to come with me to see that tennis match?"

Person 2: "Ugh, man you are such a Cocaine Snowman."
by Greasy-Mustache December 17, 2013

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