A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.

1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.
Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"
by henchogreezy November 25, 2010
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Someone (normally a boy) who flirts intensively with the opposite sex by acting like a prick and follows them round everywhere.
He's such a Cobra, I feel sorry for that girl she just can't escape.

That Cobra is at it again, attention seeking and trying to show off infront of her
by The Bounty Cobra Hunter December 16, 2012
A slang word for a Colt King Cobra .357 magnum. Often called a Cobra on the streets.
"Hit him with that cobra
Now that boy slumped over
They do it all for Sosa"
-Love Sosa - Chief Keef
by yipyo December 10, 2012
A bad ass character from a bad ass movie, the 1986 action film Cobra, starring Sylvester Stallone as Cobra. In that movie Cobra is a bad ass who wears Fingerless gloves and eats pizza with scissors.
Cobra is such an awesome movie because of the character Cobra. There should have been sequels to Cobra, because Cobra was such an awesome character.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 27, 2009
The cobra is a sexual manueveur performed by a female when she sticks her hand down a man's pants, touches his penis and then quickly brings her hands out. The cobra is often performed in a sequence of five or six. The result: blue balls.
"Man, martha just did the cobra again my balls hurt!"
"No, don't go for her she's into the cobra"
by Jacque S November 22, 2005
The highest trim level available on a Mustang. (excluding Saleen, Roush, Steeda, etc.) The latest version of which, is capable of 390 HP... STOCK. The Cobra project began in 1993 with the first SVT (Special Vehicle Team) product being a fox body Mustang (five liter), which came stock with about 260 HP. In 1996, the 4.6 liter engine was debuted. The car made 305 horsepower. The cars stayed about the same, with mild performance gains until 2003, when the 'Terminator' was made available to the public.
The new Cobra has 390 HP, and 390 Ft. Lbs. of tourqe. Three 2003 Cobras make as much tourqe as nine Acura Integra Type R's.
by Bitchin Kitchen June 25, 2003
The Terrorist organization constantly beat by the G.I. Joes led by the notorious Cobra Commander and Destro.
Cobra is behind every international problem.
by FFA September 22, 2005
When someone leaves a crap in the toilet without flushing. Especially when the top of the log is upright and above the water line, looking like a cobra waiting to strike. Also known as a Toilet Viper.
Some dude left a cobra in the john!
by JT15588 January 13, 2009

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