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2. Cobra Yawn
The act in which a man pretends to stretch and ease his throbbing cobra commander then shoots his venom in any bitches eyes.
B:My morning wood was so bad I cobra yawned all over her!

M:I bet my mom liked it, that skank!
1. cobra yawn
May 14, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.
I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.
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