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An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.
A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.
by hoss May 21, 2003
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