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Coach Pluta is another word for "badass" or "Jesus". He is usually very respected and can run at up to 60 miles per hour. He holds the record for holding the most records in Guiness World Records Book and due to popular belief, he can move objects with his mind. To summarize, he's an all around beast.
Coach Pluta can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Coach Pluta never sleeps, he's dormant like a volcano.
by CoachPlutaisatnk December 09, 2011