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Any somewhat decent looking girl at your local community college (like College of Marin) who, despite being just a 5 or a 6 based on normal standards, is much more attractive than the rest of the female student body, making her a 9 or above solely thanks to relativity.
"Even with that cleft lip she's definitely a solid CoM Nine!"
by Thizzcobar September 23, 2011
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