Top Definition
The act of last resort initiated by a chronically straight girl when unable to logistically visualize or coordinate going down on her lesbian girlfriend.
Patient Lesbian: Haven't you touched yourself? It's virtually the same thing. You just use your lips, not your fingertips.
Straight Girl: Uhhhh, did you bring any props?
Patient Lesbian: Actually, I brought several.
Straight Girl: Can we just Co-toy and cuddle?
by Thebestroundintown June 24, 2010

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