N. A person who cannot walk gracefully in high heeled shoes. V. The act of walking clumsily in high heels.
That drag queen has a lot of practicing to do before she stops walking like a clydesdale.
by anagramman December 17, 2009
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An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."

A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.
At the bar the other night Susan was surrounded by clydesdales, turned on, as it seemed, by her Bud Light Lime.
by ameldamegos January 24, 2012
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Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.
Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.
by killa beana April 26, 2014
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A term for any AB or Bud beer product. Usually.. a clydesdale will drink Coors and piss Bud.
Give me a bottle of Clydesdale Piss please!
by D0c February 22, 2006
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When one takes a combination of ketamine and 2CB.
Oh wow, Richie must be on another planet! He did a Clydesdale Flip!
by Partygirl2000 November 10, 2021
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