Known for their misinformed sense of self importance, in spite of their hair colour, a Clyde may believe that they are attractive. They should only be insulted when they are heavily out numbered and the exits are clearly marked and within easy reach.
If an approach cannot be avoided it should be done with caution and direct eye contact should be avoided.
It is rumored that procreation with gingers was put forward for inclusion in the Geneva Convention as a 'crime against humanity' in 1949 but despite a majority vote in favor of this progressive law people felt it was ahead of it's time.
"You remind me of someone famous, have you worked with Clint Eastwood?" (This insult will fly under all but the most educated radars...)
Although always prone to aggression they are borderline unapproachable during PMS or a full moon.
"He's sweet and cute."
"He must be a CLYDE"
Jmfg & TONYA
Man 2: I wish my league was like that, we have a total Clyde S.
Man 1: That sucks
Andrew Moyers: Hey everyone I'm here for the gay gangbang.
Other Guy: Little Biiiiiiiiill!!!
-First coined in Kennett Square, PA around Christmas of 2010 by three magic individuals (known collectively as ZEJ)
"Hey dude, you rolling with my man, Clyde?" - Individual #1
"Yeah he's over at my place, let's go" Individual #2