(clutcher) One who holds a portable coffee cup or mug in public locations. Mostly seen at malls, flea markets, retail shops, grocery stores, rummage sales, soccer games, or strolling around various public locations. The (clutcher) has a higher rate of visibility during weekends and holidays and is more visible in affluent areas. Can be used to describe the holder of the vessel or the name can be used for the vessel itself.
Strolling around the outdoor mall we see (clutchers) enjoying themselves on their way out of the coffee shop to (clutch) their way through their day.
A secret-keeper; to clutch is to know some of the best gossip but keep it tight-lipped.
My mother thinks I'll be an awful clutcher, because I spill things from stirring them to quickly. -Kate Nash
Heart attack created when some fat fuck who had one "clutched" his chest
Phil had a clutcher. now he's dead.