A bubbly and fluffy pairing between two dudes, who are total mates in real life, but have a hidden agenda.
"Aww, they're so Cluke!"
by very_noble August 24, 2009
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Defined as beat or busted.
a female that is easy to get with.
and down to swack.
damn, that beezy over there looks pretty cluke, i bet she's down to swack.
by niggataylor October 27, 2007
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Orginating in San Diego, Cluke is defined as a synonym for Beat or Busted.
Girls that go to the school of creative and performing arts are so cluke!
by niggataylor October 27, 2007
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Someone who is unaware they are being a slut or a whore
Those scpa girls act like clukes when they hang around those boys
by clukesofSD November 16, 2007
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An Alx Cluke is a type of person who is very strange. He is taller and skinnier than the average male, and often times an Alx Cluke will have a micropenis.

He likes to have erotic obsessions with things the average human takes for granted, e.g stationary and the animal kingdom. He can usually be bipolar and will turn sourer than a young straight male in a lemon party.

An Alx Cluke finds it difficult to attract females and/or males, and if he does, will often act awkwardly to the point of cringeworthiness.

Everybody has an Alx Cluke in their friendship group.
Person 1: "Who's that awkward guy trying to impress this lass with his stationary collection?"
Person 2: "That's my mate Alx Cluke. Don't offend him because he'll get mad straight away."
by Tom691738 June 9, 2018
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To be mentally and physically impaired on a controlled substance such as Methamphetamine.
Karen came to work cluked outta her mind.
by Jovan Harper November 1, 2020
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