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2.
someone with proper wrut deformed hands eg Kapz from da Stratford Massive.

A person who cannot do the most meanial of tasks properley coz dere fingers are joined together like a web
Fucking hell cant you do nuttin right you clubhanded fool.

Boy you got clubhand
by cheefee January 03, 2004
 
1.
The uncontrollable arm motion that happens to guys at the club, always resulting in feeling a girl up while on the dance floor
Yo, bro, did you see me go all club hands on that hottie? She has a nice rack!

or

Ewwww that juicer went all club hands on me on the dance floor, I had to smack him!
by LGjohnsonDave May 02, 2010