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A long heavy dick that can be swung around like a club, usually striking a blow or thud when it lands on a gal's head or chest.
Michael has a huge "club-dick," I love it when that thudder smacks me in the face.

Everyone always wonders if John Holmes used his "club-dick" in those bludgeoning deaths.
by Word-Wizzard January 28, 2012
An oddly shaped dick, that resembles a capital T
This is Will, he has a Club dick
by Taim 101 June 13, 2010