this place is clown town!
by velcroshoes2 February 6, 2010
Founded by 5 best friends from Marion, Indiana who grew up together, Clown Town is an area that may or may not be real, inhabited by people that you may or may not remember because you were just too wasted to recall anything.
In order to visit Clown Town one must drink to the point that they are experiencing a very heavy blackout. At this point the person will arrive in Clown Town but they usually will not know that they have visited Clown Town until the next couple of days have passed and their hangover has subsided.
Many things happen in Clown Town, but barely anything is remembered. Pictures that are taken on your visit to Clown Town never do your trip justice, but they may serve as tools when attempting to remember your journey.
In order to visit Clown Town one must drink to the point that they are experiencing a very heavy blackout. At this point the person will arrive in Clown Town but they usually will not know that they have visited Clown Town until the next couple of days have passed and their hangover has subsided.
Many things happen in Clown Town, but barely anything is remembered. Pictures that are taken on your visit to Clown Town never do your trip justice, but they may serve as tools when attempting to remember your journey.
"Hey Johnny, where did you get that broken nose and those two black eyes?"
-"I guess I was breaking someone's Furniture and then got my ass beat when I was in Clown Town."
"Guys, we all just chugged 105 fluid ounces of vodka tonic at The Cactus, I guess we are going to Clown Town tonight."
-"I guess I was breaking someone's Furniture and then got my ass beat when I was in Clown Town."
"Guys, we all just chugged 105 fluid ounces of vodka tonic at The Cactus, I guess we are going to Clown Town tonight."
by Long John Stuttle September 23, 2009
by Kathryn Adelaide von Tonicburg January 15, 2023
An imaginary place where idiots live. The worst resident and biggest idiot is referred to as the mayor of clown town.
Was that fool trying to sell you light bulbs made by retards?
Hell yeah, I sent him back to clown town!
Hell yeah, I sent him back to clown town!
by Playa B December 30, 2008
An area of town frequently inhabited by hookers. Clown comes from the heavily-applied whore-makeup or clown makeup.
"Me and my friends were cruisin through downtown, when we turned down Broadway we noticed frickin' hookers everywhere. it was a real clown town down there."
by Jean-Luc Picard May 10, 2006
by J Moore May 17, 2005
Mike and Cory are the two biggest Mexican Town Clowns in the entire office. Those guys fuck around all day and do absolutely nothing.
by Anon1111234 February 11, 2009