A Clown is born inside of a traffic cone on the side of a freeway, and then is born out of the cone and collects miscelaneous garbage strew along the freeway and with it creates a small, hovel like dwelling. Then, after it reaches it's teenage years, which is about three seconds after building it's dwelling, it looks for a mate in a circus. He attracts the mate by swinging his rubber chicken in the air while standing on one leg and singing a heavy metal version of "Yankee Doodle". After it "claims a mate" (HOMG SECKS) it then returns to it's dwelling and -insert shameful imagination here-. Afterwards, the female lays her cones along the freeway on which she was born, and they proceed to egg cars from a freeway overpass, then attack the police officer who investigaes the disturbance and run to the nearest childens party so that they can explode in a shower of organs.
"Holy Shit, CLOWNS!!!"
the most evil and revolting creatures ever to be placed on this foul wretched earth.
oh my god a clown is going to eat me (not like that you sick fucks)
the scariest fucking thing since bread.
clowns will eat me alive.
A person who is humourous without intention, therefore is a dumb muthafucker. See rehab
Matt: 'You fucking clown'
David: 'Am not :('
word of the day: February 20, 2005
v. to clown, clowning, clowned. To laugh, make fun of, or find joy in a person or event. Almost always used in a derogatory or degrading fashion.
n. A fool or jester; someone that you laugh at or "clown" at.
1. "I can't wait till I hear you say
'I'm going down, mayday, mayday.' I'm gonna clown." - Ice Cube, "Ghetto Bird"
2. Hah hah Lorenzo just dropped his sack in front of a narc, what a clown!
A girl who covers herself in so much makeup, the true flesh of her face is difficult or impossible to see.
Sick, did you see Kyra trying to wear blush today? She looks like a freakin clown.
Creatures which exist for the sole purpose of scaring the living daylights out of everyone.
can't sleep, clowns will eat me
someone who acts like a total fool, a fucking idiot
That kid just slipped on a banana peal, what a clown!