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Occurs when a male ejaculates in a woman's eye and it runs down the woman's face. When accomplished, it makes the woman look as if she has tears rolling down her face.
I blew one right in Lara's eye the other night! I gave her a Clown Tear so thick, she was able to blow bubbles with it as it oozed over her mouth!
by James Milhowse November 23, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.
That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.
by oskie October 26, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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