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7. Clown Shoes
Describes a noun that is lame, of poor quality, or a general downer. Usually paired with an explitive.
Man, this war is f*cking clown shoes.

Damn that car is seriously clown shoes.
1. clown shoes
something or someone that is a total joke
*your sneakers are fuckin clown shoes dude
*that asshole aint nothing but clown shoes
*dude, your car is total clown shoes
by Joe Clabough Feb 22, 2005 add a video
2. clown shoes
Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.
That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!
by batman Dec 12, 2002 add a video
3. Clown Shoes
Bullshit; something blatantly stupid
"Did you hear about what that idiot pulled? It was complete clown shoes, man."
4. Clown Shoes
Unimportant, Without need for consideration
It's total clown shoes to think that dwelling on what happened will change a anything.
Don't even think you're clown shoe ass has shit figured out.
5. clown shoes
Being an extreme fuck-up; cannot do anything right/is named Fenner; looks, acts, or seems like a fuck-up
That guy is fucking clown shoes...he deserves to get hot carl-ed for being such a fuck...
by Payne Jan 16, 2004 add a video
6. clown shoes
A person who who you hate and is a joke to you
you see someone you dont like and you say your fucking clown shoes
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