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What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear. Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS " Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection. Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "
Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes." |
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