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The art of ejaculating into a person's face
I like clown pies
by Bill Cowsy November 05, 2003
Anytime you ejaculate and catch it in your hand and then smash it into someones face.
Sally jerks off Jeremy and catches his cum in her hands, and then smashes it into his face

Jack fingers Merry and catches it in his hands, then smashes it into her face.

Tyler jerks off into his hand, and then smashes it into Jacobs face.
by DirtySyko September 13, 2003
A pie with a clown's face incarved on it
or a new brand of pie
Oh my god is that the new clownpie?
it tastes like sex!
by namino neitou sama August 21, 2007
1. Ejaculating in ones hand then rubbing on someones face.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.
Tylers mom cooked dinner well his dan would perpare the clown pie.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
A word that is so "gangsta" that only white people know it. To jack off into your hand, on an object, or on a face for a full intent of a 'facial' cleansing.
Ask Jenna Jameson or 50 cent, thanks.
by Vega November 20, 2003
Josh Bend (bedn) created this word to compensate for erotic dysfunction. Destroyed many worlds before finally coming to rest at Newgrounds.com and settling as user "DirtySyko."
Yo DS, you'z gonna give-a clown pie to deh BazzMann?
U'z teh r0x!
by Late Night With Conan O'Brien February 21, 2005